I may have mentioned, on occasion, I'm terrified of reading in public.
Someone suggested to me the old trick of imagining the audience naked in order to put me at ease. Have you SEEN my audiences? Sure, they're fine, handsome folks, but between people from my church and family members, I think it best not to imagine them, sans clothing.
Perhaps the trick is to arrive naked, myself. That way, the audience will be too distracted to notice how nervous I am.
If you're on Facebook, you can RSVP for the event here.
Hope to see you there!
(Banner and bunny ears added to my nekkid self by GonzoJenny. You can thank her. Imagine the alternative! Well, actually, DON'T.)