That's My Boy! (Got the Tattoo to Prove It)

24-year-old father Eugene Ashley knows his three-year-old son is a daddy's boy. In fact, Eugene is so sure of it that he tattooed the letters "DB" (for "Daddy's Boy") on the little guy's shoulder.

Let me get this straight: Baby Boy Ashley is now going to grow up with a "Daddy's Boy" tattoo on his shoulder, presumably for the rest of his life?

The tattooing of children is nothing new. Many tribal groups have, throughout history, practiced ritual tattooing of children and adolescents. Depending on the tribe, tattoos could represent a rite of passage, an aid to help passage into the next world, family status and more.

But, seriously? "Daddy's Boy?"

Eugene, Eugene, Eugene... If you're going to brand your toddler, use a little creative juice! Here are my Top Ten Tattoos for Toddlers that are better than Eugene Ashley's:

1. If Found, Return to Grandma
2. Teletubbies Forever!

3. Ride Diaper-Free or Die

4. [A biohazard symbol... on the butt.]

5. Fussy When Wet

6. WARNING: High Speed Vomit!
7. Binkies ROCK!8. Brangelina: Adopt Me!
9. On the Scene... Like a Milk Machine!10. www.BabyTats.com

Any other suggestions?

What do you think about modern tattooing of children? Eugene Ashley has been charged with child cruelty. Is that a justified charge or not?