Saturday, May 8, 2010

Growth Forces Sale, Make an Offer!

For sale: 2 cubic feet of cellulite. Expansion forces sacrifice of this sizable collection. I'm willing to entertain all serious offers, but must confess I've become quite attached. Might make good insulation for custom building project or filling for overstuffed chair? Lovely cottage-cheese texture may make acceptable substitute for popcorn ceiling. No phone calls, please - I'm keeping the line open for Jenny Craig.

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