The Riot Mama asked me to give her some of my sage wisdom for her piece, "The Haggard Mommy's Guide to Going Out."
Oh, Sister, do I have some advice for you.
Anyway, take a look at her hilarious piece, which is sure to elicit a chuckle, a gasp, and choruses of "Yes! Absolutely!"
Gratitude goes to Riot Mama for allowing me to be a part of her funny, funny world.