Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Orange You Glad I Didn't Say "Banana?"



This is the dawning of the Age of the Knock-Knock Joke
the Age of the Knock-Knock Joke

the Age of the Knock-Knock Joooooooke...





And so, it begins.

At the age of four, Pockets started making up his own knock-knock jokes. They were really good, too, like:

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Moo!
Moo who?
It's me, A COW! *cracks self up*

I don't remember the knock-knock jokes that Pepper and GirlWonder used to tell at that age, but I'm pretty sure the punchlines involved the physical act of biting the "Who's there?" party. My girls were biters. They were pretty serious about it, too, achieving a lifetime forty percent return on attempts to draw blood.



Their middle school vampire-worshiping friends would be impressed!

Now, it's Curlytop's time. She hasn't quite picked up on the give-and-take line delivery yet, but she's getting the idea...

Knock-knock!
Who--
IT'S ME!
It's me, wh--
Oh, look! Grandma's here! *cracks self up*


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What's YOUR favorite knock-knock joke?

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