<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post8977274300756207020..comments</id><updated>2010-01-23T20:09:56.022-08:00</updated><category term='saving the planet'/><category term='breads'/><category term='step-families'/><category term='arguments'/><category term='mom wars'/><category term='movies'/><category term='books'/><category term='andre g. fletcher'/><category term='death'/><category term='competition'/><category term='nature'/><category term='events'/><category term='surviving parenthood'/><category term='more good plans from mr. wright'/><category term='performing'/><category term='preakness'/><category term='joseph dipilato'/><category term='corbin lewars'/><category term='cosmetics'/><category term='top 10 tattoos for toddlers'/><category term='the texting generation'/><category term='washington dc'/><category term='subscription info'/><category term='step-wives'/><category term='myspace'/><category term='Ultimate Blog Party &apos;09'/><category term='recipes'/><category term='veganism'/><category term='work'/><category term='neighbors'/><category term='voting'/><category term='weather'/><category term='facebook'/><category term='when the lights went out'/><category term='mr. wright'/><category term='do-it-your-damn-self'/><category term='janna cawrse esarey'/><category term='jesus'/><category term='Project 2996'/><category term='poster child for forced sterilization'/><category term='realtors'/><category term='consumerism'/><category term='Gonzo Parenting Zine'/><category term='hate crimes'/><category term='rants'/><category term='memorial day'/><category term='stubble trouble'/><category term='medication'/><category term='pockets'/><category term='makeup sex'/><category term='networking'/><category term='bad gratitude monday'/><category term='Jerry&apos;s Kids'/><category term='lack of sleep'/><category term='holidays'/><category term='blogging'/><category term='love'/><category term='salads'/><category term='animals'/><category term='education'/><category term='mommy-muse.com'/><category term='resolutions'/><category term='crimes of the heart'/><category term='being late'/><category term='contests'/><category term='bathing suit horror'/><category term='courage'/><category term='kicking ass'/><category term='PACK SAND'/><category term='advertising'/><category term='the ugliest outfit... ever'/><category term='wine'/><category term='censorship'/><category term='special needs'/><category term='lipstickdaily.com'/><category term='monica murphy lemoine'/><category term='grammar'/><category term='birthdays'/><category term='christian adams'/><category term='r-e-s-p-e-c-t'/><category term='narcolepsy'/><category term='affairs'/><category term='muscular dystrophy'/><category term='NRA'/><category term='father&apos;s day'/><category term='podcasts'/><category term='yeah... i suck'/><category term='trophy wife'/><category term='heroes'/><category term='citizen gonzo'/><category term='kris miller'/><category term='bubba'/><category term='adoption'/><category term='general chaos'/><category term='shoes'/><category term='9/11'/><category term='VeganMoFo'/><category term='desserts'/><category term='be the match'/><category term='radio'/><category term='erythroleukemia'/><category term='cookies'/><category term='girlwonder'/><category term='big stinky award'/><category term='main dishes'/><category term='help me raise my kids'/><category term='justice'/><category term='blatant self-promotion'/><category term='e-books'/><category term='hate mail'/><category term='kate haas'/><category term='fashion'/><category term='FYI... 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Anyway, If I were runnin...</title><content type='html'>I am cracking up now!!!!  Anyway, If I were running for office I would hire you Rainbow!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/7853798444197518239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/7853798444197518239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html?showComment=1264449390030#c7853798444197518239' title=''/><author><name>BlogInSong</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05514985967587021135</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jepj24ZiECM/Syj8-Y_y5AI/AAAAAAAAABA/arMWxykW3SQ/S220/Photo+18.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post-8977274300756207020' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/posts/default/8977274300756207020' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-318066899'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post-1981879013172208033</id><published>2010-01-25T08:51:10.629-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T08:51:10.629-08:00</updated><title type='text'>@RiotMama - I tried that &amp;quot;my hair should be p...</title><content type='html'>@RiotMama - I tried that &amp;quot;my hair should be paying admission to be on my head&amp;quot; &amp;#39;tude. My hair asked for a refund.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;@Lynn - But your hair always look great! Clearly, you&amp;#39;ve lucked out with your head hopping...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;@Pundelina - I&amp;#39;ll be sending her mammaries your way, once the transplant is complete.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;@BlogInSong - I love your mohawk. When my son was in kindergarten, I had a relative crew cut which I colored in Technicolor every couple of weeks. Pink, green, teal, purple, candy red... you name it. I was the least popular mom with the teachers and the most popular with the kids. For some reason, I can&amp;#39;t get away with the same moxie at this stage of my life... Not a lot of my readers know this, but my husband and I do political consulting. &amp;quot;Seriously, Mr. Candidate, don&amp;#39;t you want Rainbow Brite to design your press kit?&amp;quot; Mmmm... not so much. *sigh*</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/1981879013172208033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/1981879013172208033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html?showComment=1264438270629#c1981879013172208033' title=''/><author><name>The Gonzo Mama</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16669501917338549778</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NrPrNNP3Yaw/ShrX6ks0DMI/AAAAAAAAAMo/gUgDeHbCjrg/S220/0220091226.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post-8977274300756207020' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/posts/default/8977274300756207020' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-735302254'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post-1718568081491532160</id><published>2010-01-24T20:32:37.636-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-24T20:32:37.636-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Try this free virtual hair makeover thingamagy  ht...</title><content type='html'>Try this free virtual hair makeover thingamagy  http://www.mylifetime.com/total-beauty-makeover/free-makeover&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I did it for my Mom and we had a thigh slappin&amp;#39; good time.  You can put Rhianna&amp;#39;s hair on your head, or Scarlett&amp;#39;s and see how it looks.  Follow the directions very carefully and it works pretty good.  Even if you can&amp;#39;t find that perfect hair-cut, you will laugh you ass off.  And you know, I have been ever so relieved since I turned 40 and got a mohawk.  Can&amp;#39;t recommend it enough.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/1718568081491532160'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/1718568081491532160'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html?showComment=1264393957636#c1718568081491532160' title=''/><author><name>BlogInSong</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05514985967587021135</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jepj24ZiECM/Syj8-Y_y5AI/AAAAAAAAABA/arMWxykW3SQ/S220/Photo+18.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post-8977274300756207020' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/posts/default/8977274300756207020' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-318066899'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post-1834531117916707813</id><published>2010-01-24T05:06:14.747-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-24T05:06:14.747-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ha - if you find a someone who can transplant her ...</title><content type='html'>Ha - if you find a someone who can transplant her hair to your head, send them my way to transplant her rockin&amp;#39; boobs onto my body.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/1834531117916707813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/1834531117916707813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html?showComment=1264338374747#c1834531117916707813' title=''/><author><name>Pundelina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18067879883565849424</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bNrelL-oJKM/SXQCvW0jx9I/AAAAAAAAAEc/U-XpUnTOOng/S220/Copy+of+lua_angel.jpeg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post-8977274300756207020' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/posts/default/8977274300756207020' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2020465424'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post-1452706701481366388</id><published>2010-01-24T03:15:43.358-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-24T03:15:43.358-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I can totally relate to your plight.  I&amp;#39;m a &amp;q...</title><content type='html'>I can totally relate to your plight.  I&amp;#39;m a &amp;quot;head hopper&amp;quot; going from stylist to stylist, in search of the perfect cut.  Keep us posted!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/1452706701481366388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/1452706701481366388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html?showComment=1264331743358#c1452706701481366388' title=''/><author><name>Lynn from For Love or Funny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11347865234211013908</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06430220459067794347'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_L5wlIfjY390/StcT_Vl2H3I/AAAAAAAACN0/cOqkrkTaMy0/S220/forloveorfunnybutton125.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post-8977274300756207020' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/posts/default/8977274300756207020' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-963044174'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post-8778062366906427867</id><published>2010-01-23T21:31:58.391-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-23T21:31:58.391-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I had an emotional hair meltdown a few weeks ago. ...</title><content type='html'>I had an emotional hair meltdown a few weeks ago. Why must hair suffer emotional recklessness? Dunno. Oh well, I did it; cutting lock by lock until it became six inches shorter. Totally worth it. My hair now looks like the lesbian love child of Betty Boop and Betty Rubble. &lt;br /&gt;And remember, it&amp;#39;s not the hair that makes one haute, it&amp;#39;s the &amp;#39;tude. Rock it like your hair is paying admission just to be on your head.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/8778062366906427867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/8778062366906427867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html?showComment=1264311118391#c8778062366906427867' title=''/><author><name>RiotMama</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07852350392250333317</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00388284982539545697'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__1quroAyDmo/SgmCQZkRyRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/HGvOTLrzN8o/S220/meme.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post-8977274300756207020' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/posts/default/8977274300756207020' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-219782151'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post-7800229283255362936</id><published>2010-01-23T20:09:55.487-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-23T20:09:55.487-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The type of haircut you described does NOT exist. ...</title><content type='html'>The type of haircut you described does NOT exist.  I have searched for it. I don&amp;#39;t think I&amp;#39;ve found my hair stylist soulmate either but I pretty much just gave up. To avoid being traumatized at the salon I just avoid it!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/7800229283255362936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/8977274300756207020/comments/default/7800229283255362936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html?showComment=1264306195487#c7800229283255362936' title=''/><author><name>Lauren</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03094181836954114442</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='07231694467187076498'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ek15wRzh5NA/SuVidy37ZoI/AAAAAAAABLY/jp9yXmXSDDo/S220/P1050678.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.thegonzomama.com/2010/01/shave-and-haircut.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3698037740166386733.post-8977274300756207020' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3698037740166386733/posts/default/8977274300756207020' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1582803155'/></entry></feed>
