August 2010 Hot Mama: Michele Horne!

Know what makes Michele hot?

She has a fetish for construction workers. Especially tattooed construction workers. Especially construction workers with tattooed forearms.

She's obsessed with reality shows about crime and forensic science, which I think totally qualifies a mama for hotness (since I can't read enough true crime books)!

She's an accomplished handy-woman. Her favorite tools include her pink tool belt, her pneumatic nail gun and her miter saw. Michele challenges any man to hang drywall better than she.

Her rock-hard biceps come from being Wii Fit boxing champion (at least, in her house).

Michele doesn't drink wine or girlie drinks. Her drink of choice is the darkest, heaviest porter or stout beer available.

Know what else is hot about Michele? Her blog. Plus? She's a greenie mama, and green is HOT!


Tell her what she's won, Bob!

Michele wins a copy of this really, really awesome book that everyone's raving about - maybe you've heard of it? Everything I Need to Know About Motherhood I Learned from Animal House!

Are you a hot mama? Do you know a hot mama? Tell me all about it!